My Continued Pursuit for a Summer Job

I am perplexed as to why I find myself unemployed!  I can only guess that the bosses of my other jobs were jealous of my mastery of their skills that they did not want me to show them up!

I was a crafty fortune cookie writer----which really intimidated Mrs. Soon Fatt

Next I was the Sandwich Artist Extrordinaire!   

But Fat Freddy had a thing for Robots and I was replaced

So then I tried my hand as a Snake Milker,

but Reese killed the snake,

so understandably I lost that job

>:(

So Next on the List is a Sure Fire Winner!!  

Hair Stylist!!   

 I am quite skillful in the art of beautification!

So Today I will turn in my application at:

**dreamy expression**

I have visions of an orange and black stripe world.................