The next on my list was "Snake Milker", the ad said to apply down at Bienvenidos Reptile World
I was told to go see Mr. Serpentine.........He seems like a cool fella!
I asked him, How do You Get Milk from a Snake?
He laughed and said it isn't really milk, that is the term they use for collecting snake venom
Mr. Serpentine said this is a very important job,
they use the snake venom to make medicine for people who are bit by poisonous snakes.
And he said not to worry, it isn't dangerous at all....
Then He showed me How it is Done
You squeeze their heads and pop their fangs through the plastic and the venom leaks into the cup
So it was my turn to try!
He gave me he snake, but is wiggled and I almost dropped him!
The Snake lunged and bit Mr. Serpentine!!
Then the Snake Turned on Me and began Squeezing!!
Just when I thought I was a goner, Reese Burst onto the scene!!
Reese Killed that Snake like a Tiggerkat on a Reese Cup!
Mr. Serpentine was very angry about his snake being dead and told me to GET OUT
So thanks to Reese,
I STILL DON'T HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!