Headed up north today to watch Strongboy get his black belt!! So excited!! You know, I'm a black belt too! Well, actually Black belt with orange stripes, also known as a Tigger Belt......it is the highest of the black belts, very, very difficult to achieve! You have to be able to karate chop stacked reese cups in half, jump split kick reese cups and then eat them without missing a crumb!
Ok, not my best side in that picture above! (that was back when I was fat) I did my early training with a well known Kung Fu master.....see if you recognize him:
well, here I am, outside the Dojo! Can't wait to go in and see Strongboy do his thing!! Wicked!!
Oh....BTW.....Did you know Great Shot does karate too?? She's baaaad to the bone!! Here is a picture of Great Shot and Strongboy when they were much younger sparring each other in karate:
Aint they cute!!! That's Great Shot on the left, looking at Strongboy like "Oh no you diiid--n't!" And Strongboy is preparing to get his butt kicked!! lol!!
Well, Congrats Strongboy!! You are most awesome!!!
Lucky you! You get to celebrate this special day with me!! Tiggerkat's Ultimate Birthday party!!
We will start with the Ultimate Reese Cup Tower Cake! First the special ingredients and then..........
We have cake!!
I thought you'd enjoy seeing a picture of me at my very first birthday: (this was before the fur and stripes grew in)
And so began my love of Reese Cups!! **sigh!!!*** <3 <3
Anyway..........I hope this party is better than last years............Last year my little sister jumped up and tried to blow out all the candles before I could and she didn't do a very nice job of it, she made a REAL MESS and my BFF was sooooo mad!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get pink icing out of fur????? Stupid sister!!
Let me know how many Reese Cups you eat today to honor me!!!! TTFN !!
I just went to Great Shot's blog and saw this post:
And then this is what Great Shot said about it:
I met Fuzzy Shyivy on Animal Jam today, who is now CinnamonCake! She's a very nice and epic jammer! She's also seen this blog. I want to be as popular as her, too.
**hangs and shakes head** Great Shot!! Don't you see!! She is meeting up with you to get access to me!! She knows we are BFF so she thinks if she becomes your AJ Friend, then she can finally get to meet me! Pretty clever thing, that Fuzzy, pret-ty clev-er!
And Great Shot---popularity and fame, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. When you get as popular as Tiggerkat, you can't even go out in public anymore. I tried just recently and this is what happened:
See all those crazed fans??? They chased me for 2 MILES!! I finally was able to hide and escape them!
Tee Hee!! If you look closely, the one guy by the tree is totally point in the wrong direction! They couldn't find me!! And that means they didn't get their Reese Cups back either!!
(see an earlier post regarding what National Holiday is each day of the month)
Be sure to measure your feet and report in!!
Tiggerkat: Foot #1 = 4 1/2 inches Foot # 2 = 4 1/2 inches Foot #3 = 6 3/4 inches Foot #4 = 6 3/8 inches (Guess I cut my claws a little short on this one!)
How do your feet measure up??
Oh, and if you are curious about my favorite shoes (oh, c'mon, you know you were wanting to know!) here they are:
Yes! I know you want a pair! Everyone wants to be like Tiggerkat! Which leads me to my next topic......MORE IMPOSTERS!!! I know Great Shot has been complaining about imposters, but really, at least they look like Great Shot and look cool, these guys are trying to look like me and well......they just look ridiculous!!
Bet he can't sing either!! Now look at this one:
And if you thought she looks bad......look at this one!
UGH!!!! ****shivers**** I will be having nightmares for a month!! Make him go away!! Make him go away!!
As before, my friends, DON'T BE FOOLED!!! There is only ONE TIGGERKAT!!
*sniff* its the best birthday present I could ever hope for.................aahhh! Who am I kidding?!! It's not nearly as great as a mountain of Reese Cups! I am getting my gear together now to go climb Mt Reeses..........
So yesterday I'm on Animal Jam and everyone is all in a buzz about some chick named Fuzzy ShyIvy. "She's back!" everyone was cheering. Who the heck is this chick?? And is she really Fuzzy? I found this picture from google:
Cute lil bunny!!! Looks like she's wearing Reese Cups! But, evidently this is the "old" fuzzy shyivy. The new one is a pink panda bear. Blech!! Tiggers don't like pink! And I don't trust Pandas---they steal your Reese Cups! How else do you explain their roly poly-ness??!!
Anyway, I know why she's back.................she's heard all about my soaring popularity and is a secret fan of mine! She is stalking me now, I know it! Beware the Fuzzy ShyIvy!! (Like I said, I never trust pink pandas and neither should you!)
Remember I got a puppy for my birthday? I thought I'd let you see how he's growing! They grow really fast on a Reese Cup diet!
In this picture he is spying a Reese Cup! Notice the intense concentration, the look of desire! Right after I took the picture he pounced and gobbled up the Reese Cup.......blast him! That was MY Reese Cup!
If you look at my post on National Holidays for the Month of January, you will see that TOMORROW IF A VERY VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT DAY!!!!!!!! It is Feast of the Fabulous Tigger Day and I have ALOT OF PREPARATIONS!! I have to make reese cup casseroles, reese cup soup, reese cup spaghetti, reese cup bread, reese cup salad, grilled reese cups and I am very stressed out bc I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE FOR DESSERT!!!!!!!!!
How will you be celebrating this important holiday???
So I was hunting the woods for wild reese cups and I heard this commotion coming down the trail. I saw a herd of upwalkers. They were in a hurry, obviously frightend of something. So there is only one thing for a tigger to do in a situation like this..........POUNCE !!!!
Boy did I scare them upwalkers!! Their shirts fell off they were so scared! Those furless creatures sure are funny looking!
I hear (read) all this talk on the other blogs about Animal Jam imposters and I wanted to warn you about tiggerkat imposters!! Take a good look at these two.....they are NOT Tiggerkat!!!! Don't be fooled by them if you see them on Animal Jam!!!
Then you could see how epic my den is!! It's not as epic as the ones listed as epic dens, but for a non-member I think it's pretty cool! I really like looking at the deep sea fishes in the port hole! Did you see seals den?? She had 2012 spelled out in purple (my favorite color!) pillows! very cool!!
January 1 is …First Foot Day and Z Day January 2 is …Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day January 3 is …Festival of Sleep Day January 4 is …Trivia Day January 5 is …Bird Day January 6 is …Bean Day January 7 is …Old Rock Day January 8 is …National Joy Day January 9 is … Reese Cups Day January 10 is … Peculiar People Day January 11 is … National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day January 12 is … Feast of the Fabulous Tigger Day January 13 is … Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day January 14 is … National Dress Up Your Pet Day January 15 is … Hat Day January 16 is …National Nothing Day January 17 is … Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day January 18 is … Winnie the Pooh Day January 19 is … National Popcorn Day January 20 is … National Buttercrunch Day January 21 is … National Hugging Day January 22 is … National Answer Your Cat's Question Day
January 23 is … Measure Your Feet Day January 24 is … Eskimo Pie Day January 25 is … Opposite Day January 26 is … Tiggerkat's Birthday January 27 is … Thomas Crapper Day January 28 is …Rattle Snake Round-Up Day January 29 is … National Cornchip Day January 30 is … Escape Day January 31 is … National Popcorn Day
Ok, so 3 of these I made up............can you guess which ones??