Monday, December 24, 2012

T'was the Night Before Christmas--Tiggerkat Style!

T'was the Night Before Christmas and All Through the Flat
Not a Creature was Bouncin', No, Not Even Tiggerkat!
And her Stockings were Hung by the Windows with Care
In Hopes that the Reese Cup Fairy Soon would be there!

Tiggerkat, Reese and Reese Puff were sharing a bed
While Visions of King Size Reese Cups danced in their heads.
Peanut Butter was in the barn, Cup in his Cup
York was a-snoozing, And even Kit Kat had Shut Up.

When high in the tree there arose such a clatter
A shivering Tiggerkat told Reese to see what was the matter.
When there at the window there was a big flash
It tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!

The smell of PB and chocolate filled all the room
Tiggerkat got giddy and bright like the moon.
Reese and Puff were nervous, looking capricious,
It was an Reese-ee Cup sleigh pulled by eight reese-ee pieces!

With a brown little driver, so lively, so merry
Tiggerkat knew in a moment, it was the Reese Cup Fairy!
Bouncing like Tiggerkat, the pieces they came
The driver he whistled and called them by name!

Now Yumster! Now Yumkins! Now Yummy and Yummers!
On Yumsika! On YumYum!  On Yummel and Yum-yupers!
To the Top the Tree!  To the Top----we won't Fall !
Now Bounce away!  Bounce away! Bounce away All !

Like Tiggerkat caught in a Monday Tornado would fly
And Crash into a brick wall and be pushed up its side
Up to the Tree Top the Reese-ee Pieces they Flew
With a Sleigh full of Reese cups and the Reese Cup Fairy Too!

And then in a twinkling Tiggerkat heard on the Roof
The prancing and Pawing of each Pieces' Hoof.
As she threw off her blankets and was turning around
Down the long chimney the Fairy came with a bound.

He was dressed all in Orange, from his top to his bottom.
He smelled so Delicious, Tiggerkat almost did pounce 'em!
A bundle of Reese Cups he had flung on his back
And he looked like a chocolate angel of mercy and I am going crazy and have to go get a reese cup right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

phew!  Sorry about where was I?

Oh yeah.

His eyes---like smooth drops of chocolate, His dimples how merry!
His Cheeks blushed with Peanut Butter, what a cute little Fairy!
He was smooth, round and brown wrapped in an orange coat,
He had Tiggerkat drooling so much, she nearly did choke!

His orange wrapper did crinkle as he moved all about
leaving miniature reese cups in the stocking that were out.
Larger Reese Cups were placed under the Reese Cup Tree
Tiggerkat started clapping and bouncing, so full of glee!

Tiggerkat lost her good balance, overcome with the thrill
She fell down the stairs taking quite a spill.
Tiggerkat scared the Reese Cup Fairy nearly to death
The Fairy looked angry as he took his next breath.

"No Tiggers are ever to see me!" Said the Fairy hands on his hips
He glared at Tiggerkat as if ready to throw a fit
The Fairy took back all the Reese Cups he placed
Threw them back in his sack and saw Tiggerkat disgraced.

Tiggerkat panicked, not sure what to do.
Then she got an idea and spoke to you know who.
"Mr. Fairy" Tiggerkat began as sincere as she could
"My sister has not seen you and has been so very good"

"Please, just give her all my Reese Cups, its the least she deserves
After all she's your biggest fan, and I'm just a jerk"
The Fairy reconsidered and then he Agreed.
"Nothing for you, Tiggerkat, but double Reese Cups for She"

The Fairy was good to his word and piled Reese Cups so highly
Tiggerkat pretended to mope, but we know she was wiley!
The Fairy scowled at Tiggerkat then left very quickly
All the time  unaware of Tiggerkat's tricker-rey!

As Tiggerkat flopped into the giant Reese Cup Pile
She looked at you readers and said with a Smile.
"Don't Fret for poor Kit Kat, she'll get all her treats,
Because the Kit Kat Fairy is coming Next Week!"

Merry Merry CHRISTmas to ALL!!!!

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