Spino made a really great post about Falconry!
They use these beautiful birds to hunt prey.
This gave me an idea!
Maybe I could train a Falcon to hunt and collect Wild Reese Cups for me!!
So I got a Falcon and Said
"Bring me a Reese Cup Snack!"
He must've thought I said "Snake"
It wasn't even chocolate
Ok, so maybe Falcons are not really too Smart.
Everyone Knows if you want a
You Get an Owl!
I Told Him To Bring me Something
Brown and Delicious!
Ok, that didn't work either...........Bleh
I had to resort to placing an ad for a
Well Trained Retrieving Bird
I only had One Response,
This Dude showed up:
With a Rooster
I said, Can He Fly?
(Because we Know Wild Reese Cups
are in the Highest Tops of Trees!)
"Don't Be Ridiculous! Roosters Can't Fly!"
Just as I was about to Give Up All Hope,
I heard a Frail Voice Speak to Me
"Don't Worry Yerself Ther Tiggerkat!
I Ken Helps Ya Get Yer Reese Cups"
I looked down and there was
this Ancient Looking Squirrel
With A Walker.......
I Almost Fell to the Ground in Laughter!
Then Suddenly There was a gust of Wind and a Flash of Gray!
That Old Squirrel was at the top of a Tree in a Split Second!
Then He Came Down with a.......
REESE CUP !!!
He Did It!!
Ate It !