Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Falconry and Reese Cups

Spino made a really great post about Falconry!  
They use these beautiful birds to hunt prey.

This gave me an idea! 

Maybe I could train a Falcon to hunt and collect Wild Reese Cups for me!!


So I got a Falcon and Said
"Bring me a Reese Cup Snack!"



He must've thought I said "Snake"

Ew


It wasn't even chocolate




Ok, so maybe Falcons are not really too Smart.

Everyone Knows if you want a
Smart Bird

You Get an Owl!



I Told Him To Bring me Something
Brown and Delicious!


 


Ok, that didn't work either...........Bleh



I had to resort to placing an ad for a

Well Trained Retrieving Bird



I only had One Response,

This Dude showed up:



With a Rooster



I said, Can He Fly?


(Because we Know Wild Reese Cups
are in the Highest Tops of Trees!)



He said
"Don't Be Ridiculous!  Roosters Can't Fly!"




"They Swim"



0.O




Just as I was about to Give Up All Hope,

I heard a Frail Voice Speak to Me


"Don't Worry Yerself Ther Tiggerkat!
I  Ken Helps Ya Get Yer Reese Cups"




I looked down and there was
this Ancient Looking Squirrel



With A Walker.......



I Almost Fell to the Ground in Laughter!






Then Suddenly There was a gust of Wind and a Flash of Gray!


That Old Squirrel was at the top of a Tree in a Split Second!




Then He Came Down with a.......




REESE CUP !!!




He Did It!!



Then




He




Ate  It !




**Burp !!**







**Sighs Heavily**






6 comments:

  1. Never trust a squirrel. Never.

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  2. you can always put glue to make it easier to climb a tree!*starts spraying glue on the tree*

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  3. Yay tiggy have to waste. Few more years for me

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  4. umm tiggy i was climbing up the try you glued me on the tree... ouch

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