Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Future is NOT pretty!!!!

My friend Hobbes loaned me a time machine built by his BFF Calvin.  

I decided to take a trip into the future, and let me tell you, it was NOT pretty!!  As a matter of fact, it was down right ugly!!!   


Look at me!  I'm OLD !!!!




And why the heck am I wearing BUNNY SLIPPERS????

And my dog Reese has gone punk in the future.........



And Peanut Butter turned out to be a GIRL !!!  


 (Or maybe an Elton John impersonator!)


And Cup gets really, really FAT in the future!!   He can't even fit in his cup anymore!!




And, here is the worst part........or maybe the 2nd to worst part....................

LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO REESE CUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Whose face is that on there anyway??? Don't they know a Mouse is never going to be popular??? Not like a Tigger!!!  Crazy Reese Cup people!    

OK...............now brace yourself................here is the worst thing I saw in the future................

KIT KAT RULES THE WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I HAVE to do something to prevent this from every happening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  But what?????

9 comments:

  1. Kit Kat ruling the WORLD?! We got to do something! I don't want to listen to HER!

    And you should do something to prevent Cup from getting too fat, I don't want him not looking adorable anymore.

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  2. I have an idea!
    Go to the future again. Then organize a REBELLION against Kit Kat and bring her off the throne, like what they did in the 1700s! BWAHAHA!
    Ok... Maybe I was a little random, but we just learned about the American Revolution in Social Studies and I have my brain packed full of information about it. Did you know that the Colonies would've lost the war if the French hadn't stepped in to help? And that the king at the time was crazy and that was a GOOD this because it helped the colonies win the war? I found this out because my friend brought in this book and we read it... Lol :3

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    1. wow, they teach such violent things at your school!! But maybe your're right, maybe I can go back to the future with Cup, PB and Reese and defeat Kit Kat!! I'll have to think about it over a bag of reese cups.........

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    2. we just learned about the american revolution in school too o.O

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  3. Tiggerkat you to change time before it's too late!

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  4. Yeehaw!!! That's a good future! I'm gonna make you throw away all your Reese Cups, and give me EVERY KIT KAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

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  5. travel back to the past and when you commented tigger, it was 4 days before my 7th bday

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