I don't know where they've been,
My Impostors that is,
But it seems they are EVERYWHERE this weekend!!
First, I get on the Bus to Go into the City
And of all the Bus Drivers, I get this Comedian:
I don't know why he thinks impostoring me is so funny!
As we drove into the city, there was this parade:
and with weird contraptions on their feet to make them bounce!
(I must admit, those are some of my more skillful impostors!)
When we got to the Visitor's Center
There was this Impostor that I actually think looks pretty cool!
That's right----_Tiggerkat Meets Wolverine
But I can't say the same for this Imposter!
He won the Award for Best Looking Marathon Runner
But I still don't appreciate him stealing my stripes for the win!
And my impostors are getting younger and younger!
And more RUDE!
Tiggers Don't Like Rudeness!!
So I looked right at him and went:
That'll Learn 'Em!