Tiggerkat, Ace Reporter on Duty!
To Present to you This Week's Classified Reese Cups!
As there were no submissions for this weekly edition of the Weekly Reese
I decided to make stuff up!
This just in!
A Serial Snowman Killer has been terrorizing the Northern Territories!
If you've seen the killer do not try to apprehend him
He is armed with a snow blower and is very dangerous!
In other news, there are more reports of bird attacks on residents
Ellen Levy, a recent attack victim, was able to describe for us what this heinous felon looks like:
In the world of Entertainment:
His Mommy is so proud!
For all you Cryptid Lovers out there!
Has Big Foot Finally been Found??
This Man Thinks So:
And Finally: From our Criminal Department:
We have told Kit Kat repeatedly to not go on N.Lincoln Ave.!