Vote For Me November 6th !!

Back home in the US there is a big time election
for the Next President of the US coming very soon!


I don't particularly like either candidate



But they do have nice Hair!



Anyway....

I am launching a "Write In" Campaign

So be sure to Tell your Parents to Vote:







Here is My Platform  As President:







1.  I will resolve the Debt Crisis
by eliminating all American Money and
replacing it with Reese Cups

    




2.   To make the United States Energy Independent
I will make Bouncing the preferred
method of Transportation






But Since you don't have Bouncy Tails Like Me

I will give Every American a Bouncy Ball!









3.  To Keep America Safe
  I will make Kit Kats Candy illegal





That's right, throw them all away!!!



And



4.   I will stop Global Warming because:






Don't You Think that's a Winning Platform??





Ahhh.....It will be soooo good to be King!!





Uh....I mean President!!!!