I get weak and faint feeling, but I am going to try to be strong and tell you my story.
One day I came home from school.....I went........I went over to the kitchen counter.......and......**shudders again** It's too terrrible to say, so I will just show you what I saw:
ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER WAS SUCKED RIGHT OUT OF THE REESE CUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was horrible! I cried for days, so depressed, I couldn't even get out of bed!! I couldn't figure out what evil creature could do such a thing to such a beautiful thing such as a Reese Cup!
So I decided to consult the smartest dudes I know:
They were stumped. They couldn't figure it out. So then I went to the smartest pig I know:
It was the work of the most villianous of all creatures! The dreaded Reese Cup Vampire Bat!! Here is a picture of one stalking his prey:
And this is what he looks like, up close, after consuming his prey...
Actually...............I kind of look that way too after a good Reese Cup!