Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Open Auditions!

Among my Many Talents,


 I am a One Man Band!





But it gets tiring doing it all

SO  I decided to hold auditions to get some help!

I plastered the town with flyers and then the applicants began rolling in!!

Some were quite the Diva!






First I had them Audition on the mic



This guy just wanted to stand around and show off his muscles






The next dude could really sing....



But got distracted everytime a fly flew by!




Next were the twins.....

They were cute........but




ugh!  Fish Breath!!



Maybe I will sing and look for a lead Guitar Player:




First to try out was an immediate concern.....




You may have heard about certain "annoying" bunnies on AJ??



yep, that was one of them!
It tried to eat the guitar strings calling them Noodles!!




Then I found a GREAT player!!

He was really getting his Jams On!!





He would've been GREAT......


too bad I stepped on him........



So I guess I will be singing AND lead guitar. 



I still need some more band members.


The next group that came in really had an Epic Look!





But they just wanted to hang around and smoke bamboo



Bad influences.....


*shudders*


Next is a unique kind of guy!


According to him, he is the Best Accordian Playing Beaver in  country!





I wasn't impressed....................

(He seemed a bit stiff, too)



The next guy was VERY lively!





eh....but you know how I feel about monkeys....



This  is looking more and more like
it will remain a
One Man Band.......


**doorbell rings**


Oh!  My Last Applicant!!







Kit Kat????

oh no no no no no no no!!!


**falls to the ground in hysterics**

hahahhahahahahahha!!!


*shuts door in Kit Kat's face*






15 comments:

  1. Maybe cleverbot could lend you a hand... Wait do robots even have hands?!? Just Google cleverbot >:D

    XD

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  2. Lol. XD

    "Kit Kat?

    oh no no no no no no no!!!


    **falls to the ground in hysterics**

    hahahhahahahahahha!!!


    *shuts door in Kit Kat's face*"

    Priceless $.$

    ~Jammie263

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  3. HAHAHAHA
    KITKAT'S AFRO HAHAHAAHAA

    *looks out window*
    omaigawd it's raining!

    HAHAHAHA AFRO HAHAHAHAHA
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    .

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  4. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  5. xd DID YOU SEE THE CRAZY KIT KAT!!!!!!!!!!well anyway to bad you steped on that cricket anyway when you stomp on a cricket it turns to a....................... A EATABLE REECES CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. that was a cockeroach

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  6. HOW RUDE YOU ARE! ESPECIALLY WHEN KATKIT ERR I MEAN KITKAT IS GONNA BE NICE!!!!

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    1. your right... if KitKat is going to be nice she dezerves YOU being nice to her too.


      From:nikkiroo2

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  7. SING WITH ME!! (like marty on madagascar 3) "AFRO-KIT-KAT! AFRO-KIT-KAT! goofy cat goofy cat AFRO-KIT-KAT!!"

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    1. hehe hehe hehe afro kitty afro kit kat 80's 80's 80's i think

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  8. maybe you should give her a chance. It looks like she is your only hope.

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  9. This really made me laugh out loud! ;)

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  10. i will come tiggerpaka to the auditions! *plays guitar like crazy and a great rock tune* Ya

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  11. hire me! *plays drums like crazy to great rock tune*


    From:nikkiroo2

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