Open Auditions!

Among my Many Talents,


 I am a One Man Band!

But it gets tiring doing it all

SO  I decided to hold auditions to get some help!

I plastered the town with flyers and then the applicants began rolling in!!

Some were quite the Diva!

First I had them Audition on the mic



This guy just wanted to stand around and show off his muscles

The next dude could really sing....

But got distracted everytime a fly flew by!




Next were the twins.....

They were cute........but




ugh!  Fish Breath!!



Maybe I will sing and look for a lead Guitar Player:




First to try out was an immediate concern.....




You may have heard about certain "annoying" bunnies on AJ??



yep, that was one of them!
It tried to eat the guitar strings calling them Noodles!!




Then I found a GREAT player!!

He was really getting his Jams On!!





He would've been GREAT......


too bad I stepped on him........



So I guess I will be singing AND lead guitar. 



I still need some more band members.


The next group that came in really had an Epic Look!

But they just wanted to hang around and smoke bamboo



Bad influences.....


*shudders*


Next is a unique kind of guy!


According to him, he is the Best Accordian Playing Beaver in  country!

I wasn't impressed....................

(He seemed a bit stiff, too)



The next guy was VERY lively!





eh....but you know how I feel about monkeys....



This  is looking more and more like
it will remain a
One Man Band.......


**doorbell rings**


Oh!  My Last Applicant!!

Kit Kat????

oh no no no no no no no!!!


**falls to the ground in hysterics**

hahahhahahahahahha!!!


*shuts door in Kit Kat's face*