Back home in the US there is a big time election
for the Next President of the US coming very soon!
I don't particularly like either candidate

But they do have nice Hair!
Anyway....
I am launching a "Write In" Campaign
So be sure to Tell your Parents to Vote:
Here is My Platform As President:

1. I will resolve the Debt Crisis
by eliminating all American Money and
replacing it with Reese Cups

2. To make the United States Energy Independent
I will make Bouncing the preferred
method of Transportation

But Since you don't have Bouncy Tails Like Me
I will give Every American a Bouncy Ball!

3. To Keep America Safe
I will make Kit Kats Candy illegal

That's right, throw them all away!!!
And
4. I will stop Global Warming because:

Don't You Think that's a Winning Platform??
Ahhh.....It will be soooo good to be King!!

Uh....I mean President!!!!
for the Next President of the US coming very soon!
I don't particularly like either candidate
But they do have nice Hair!
Anyway....
I am launching a "Write In" Campaign
So be sure to Tell your Parents to Vote:
Here is My Platform As President:
1. I will resolve the Debt Crisis
by eliminating all American Money and
replacing it with Reese Cups
2. To make the United States Energy Independent
I will make Bouncing the preferred
method of Transportation
But Since you don't have Bouncy Tails Like Me
I will give Every American a Bouncy Ball!
3. To Keep America Safe
I will make Kit Kats Candy illegal
That's right, throw them all away!!!
And
4. I will stop Global Warming because:
Don't You Think that's a Winning Platform??
Ahhh.....It will be soooo good to be King!!
Uh....I mean President!!!!











