Only on a Monday!

SO I was returning home from watching the Eclipse and took a break in this store, thought I'd take a rest on this window bench.   

 I felt a bit of a breeze over my head and then had this strange sensation that someone was staring at me!! 

And drooling!!

Be very very still!  Maybe it will go away!!

***SWOOOOSHHHH****

In an instant I was a hundred feet above the ground!!   And then the crow dropped me!!

I'm falling to my death!    

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 Curse you Monday!!!

But wait!  Who is that leaping to catch me??

Someone should've warned me about that place!  Sheesh!! 

What's that Peanut Butter?  (Peanut Butter is pointing to something behind me) 

Oh.............