He's a great teacher!!
But when I got there, there was a substitute! Pooh was stuck in a beehive and couldn't make it. I'm not sure about this other teacher
So I thought I would try a little humor to start the lesson......................you know, a little joke, like this
"Hey! What do you call a bear with no teeth???
A gummy bear!!!" *rofl !!!*
He got furious!!!
How was I to know he wore dentures???!!!
He beat me up and put me in the hospital!!
(wait a minute..............is that a smile on Pooh????)
Maybe Pooh is smiling because he is happy to see you are still alive.
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you're probably right, I'm just a little paranoid these days!!
DeleteNo! BAD BEAR!
ReplyDelete-Sets Tobias (the hawk who lives in my yard) and Thalia (my stuffed wolf) and Cassie (my other stuffed wolf) and Patronus (my stuffed deer) on the evil bear-
-Comes back 15 minutes later-
The bear has suffered a black eye, a sprained ankle, a bashed head, and a near Dementor Kiss (Caused by Patronus)
I set a bunch of Harry Potter characters on him too... >;3
Guess what he begged for?
KIT KATS!
I gave him mine... I was all too glad to be rid of them!
KIT KATS???!!!!!! 0-0
ReplyDeleteNooowwwww it all makes sense!! He must be working with Kit Kat and she is the evil mastermind behind this!!!!
*starts giving resse IV fusion*I'm sorry i'm a bit late.Ninjas attack me with oreos!
ReplyDeleteOreos!!!! Those dastardly ninjas!!!
DeleteI'm going on Ebay and gonna buy a bear to be my body guard!
ReplyDeleteMom said No More Pets!! hee hee!
Delete**gives all reese's products**
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